So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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