i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
