Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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