Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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