why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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