plz talk dirty to me
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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