it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you win again, gameday.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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