I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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