If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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