You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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