Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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