I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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