The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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