I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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