seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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