Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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