there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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