Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the condom got lost in my hair
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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