She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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