She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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