I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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