our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We talked him into tasing himself.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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