Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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