his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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