The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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