Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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