my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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