Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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