think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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