I think my vagina is haunted
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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