Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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