went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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