Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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