would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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