Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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