i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
