He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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