So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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