FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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