Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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