Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I think my moral compass just broke
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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