Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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