Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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