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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.

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(316): View more from Kansas

toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?

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(650): View more from California

Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.

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(206): View more from Washington

Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.

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(850): View more from Florida

i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay

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(214): View more from Texas

He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina

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Marry him NOW

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