Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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