Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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