Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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