i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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