I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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