my phone cant type all the emotion im having
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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