...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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