dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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