Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
