he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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