dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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