She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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